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Reproducing Bull « Result #1 on Mar 24, 2009, 10:08pm »
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more
than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do
YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, once a day! But
ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!"
Letters On The Skin « Result #2 on Mar 24, 2009, 10:08pm »
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big Y on her chest. The doctor asks, " Why do you have a big Y on your chest?"
She replys, " Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big H on her chest.
Agian, the doctor asks, " How did you get a big H on your chest?" The woman replys " My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large M.
He says, " Dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
" NO" replys the patient " But my girlfriend went to Wisconsin"
Italian Virgin « Result #3 on Mar 24, 2009, 10:07pm »
Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men. So, on her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry Maria,' says the mother. 'Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.'
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says his mother. 'All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
So up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs.' 'Don't worry Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.
'So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing the better part of three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
My Lucky Day « Result #4 on Mar 24, 2009, 8:04pm »
tell me what you saw that was so bad tell me all the reasons why you made me so sad i wish that i was like you and i'm sorry that i'm not at least i still have hope i guess that's all i've got [chorus]: i know you must be happy thrilled that i'm not there yet i know that i will make it make it good for me out here and soon i will be smiling everything will be okay i'll not worry anymore that will be my lucky day i wish that you'd seen something special 'bout me too that you would think of something else not just the way i look to you i don't see what you see how different can i be and why does it really matter i'm just being me [chorus]: i know you must be happy thrilled that i'm not there yet i know that i will make it make it good for me out here and soon i will be smiling everything will be okay i'll not worry anymore that will be my lucky day i don't see what you see how different can i be and why does it really matter i'm just being me
Angels Watching Over Me « Result #5 on Mar 24, 2009, 8:03pm »
All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. Sun is a-setting in the west, Angels watching over me,my Lord. Sleep my child,take your rest, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. Sun is a-setting in the west, Angels watching over me,my Lord. Sleep my child,take your rest, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me.
A Christmas Fancy « Result #6 on Mar 24, 2009, 8:03pm »
Early on Christmas Day, Love, as awake I lay, And heard the Christmas bells ring sweet and clearly, My heart stole through the gloom Into your silent room, And whispered to your heart, `I love you dearly.' There, in the dark profound, Your heart was sleeping sound, And dreaming some fair dream of summer weather. At my heart's word it woke, And, ere the morning broke, They sang a Christmas carol both together. Glory to God on high! Stars of the morning sky, Sing as ye sang upon the first creation, When all the Sons of God Shouted for joy abroad, And earth was laid upon a sure foundation. Glory to God again! Peace and goodwill to men, And kindly feeling all the wide world over, Where friends with joy and mirth Meet round the Christmas hearth, Or dreams of home the solitary rover. Glory to God! True hearts, Lo, now the dark departs, And morning on the snow-clad hills grows grey. Oh, may love's dawning light Kindled from loveless night, Shine more and more unto the perfect day! by Robert Fuller Murray
Kormada Version: VIII « Result #7 on Dec 19, 2008, 9:51pm »
K O R M A D A V E R S I O N V I I I At last, a break in the chilling cold! The Kormadian equines were more grateful than they'd ever thought possible, for now, at last, the grass was beginning to grow again. Now, at last, the trees were filling with leaves, and the streams filling with fresh water once more. Now, at last, Prime's rays had begun to warm the earth and give new life. The snow had melted away into apparent oblivion. Apparent. The ice on the sea did not force the waters to rise, as physics demanded, but the snow that had melted and overflowed the earth did. Rushing toward the sea, melthingyer mixed with salthingyer and diluted the liquid to the point of killing off many of the native fauna within it. Many of the predators which lurked in Kormada's lands died off, as the sea had been their main source of nourishment. The horses were pleased to see this. Still, the ever-rising oceans threatened many homes and territories. Sea level has risen by approximately thirty feet, taking out large sections of coastal territories such as Copper Baroness, Marquiessa's Cove, Eagle's Nest, and Nomad's Baron. Any coastal territory will be at risk for further damage, and the horses have been forced to move inland with the rising tides. If the flooding does not stop soon, it is likely that the entire globe will become submerged. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kormada is a growing network of over 460 members, with 46,666 posts currently. That calculates to over 55 posts per day! We have been in existence since 24 August 2006, and pride ourselves on our wide array of characters and players. We pride ourselves on being such a friendly community, with a great amount of available RPing help, coupled with a wide-range of skill levels. Currently, however, we are looking for more advanced Rpers to join and wow us—without appearing as a walking thesaurus of course! We look forward to having you! Enter the Realm
digital signate, Used LCD Buyer « Result #8 on Nov 27, 2008, 1:03am »
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