Post by ღ I s a b e l l a ღ on Aug 26, 2006 11:01:52 GMT -5
Okies, I know a lot of you have probably heard some of these, but they're so funny! XD I just had to write them down.
- Some people are like slinkies: useless, but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
- Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
- You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.
- You tell me to get a life. I say 'A life? Cooooooooool. Where can I download one of those?'
- Silence may be golden, but when that doesn't work, duct tape is always silver!
- If you ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer.
- Smile...it confuses people.
- If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.
- I hear voices and they don't like you.
- Eat right, excersice regularly, die anyway.
MORE TO COME! hehe.
- Some people are like slinkies: useless, but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
- Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
- You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.
- You tell me to get a life. I say 'A life? Cooooooooool. Where can I download one of those?'
- Silence may be golden, but when that doesn't work, duct tape is always silver!
- If you ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer.
- Smile...it confuses people.
- If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.
- I hear voices and they don't like you.
- Eat right, excersice regularly, die anyway.
MORE TO COME! hehe.
